St. Nick as you wander this year in your sleigh,
From nights early start, til dawn the next day,
At most places, in stockings, candy do place,
But at one house consider a bit of black lace.

Panties in red, panties in green,
Made to be worn, made to be seen,
Made to be felt, made to be moist,
But however described, a cause to rejoice.

Maybe some cotton, that caresses the curves,
Or sheer, sexy nylon that reveals all of her,
But be sure you avoid any confusing semantics,
And take some panties to Pantyfanatic.