Now that's a Aussieism I'm not familiar with, if you you would be so kind as to explain...

the rest sound like classic American Redneck moves, such as the cracking open a beer with one's teeth...never heard anyone trying to use an eye socket, but I suppose anything's possible in desparate times...but this one:

*3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

I do that all the time! How the fuck does one DIE from a little 9 volt? Even a fresh alkyline battery only puts out a few milliamps! I thought aussies were made of tougher stuff than that...

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