Oh I don't want anything money can buy, Santa Lil.....but could you do me a little tiny favour?

I've got this lovely dildo to put on top of the tree, but I just can't reach. Can you slink down my chimney, and pop it up there for me? Do please feel free to test drive the ornament, if you'd like. And if you could hit the record button on that camera by the tree before you do, well, what more could anyone ever want?

G