i doubt it but i *would* drive on the wrong side of the road having drunk backwards sex...wait...that's not right. having sex drinking backwards...no...have backdoor sex while drinking and changing lanes..wait!...mmm anal...what were we discussing??

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose