My spleen hurts.

Left work early Tuesday due to severe abdominal pain. Went to an urgent care place, the doctor there listen to various body parts, poked & prodded my abdomen. Eventually took x-rays. Then she said "Here are your x-rays, take them to the emergency department at the local hospital".

They did some more listening, and poking and prodding, and eventually took more x-rays. They also did some blood tests.

Turns out I have an enlarged liver, and enlarged spleen, "stringy" lymph nodes, and mononucleosis.

I have to avoid all contact sports for four weeks. And yes, that includes beating my sub(s). Ug.

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