I guess I'm a Sunday child and it's probably fairly close ... if you use my definitions of the words ...

fair ... Try to treat people fairly
wise ... I look both ways before crossing the street; my kids all grew up without me murdering any of them; and I reached the stage I could retire from my career employment.
gay ... As in happy ... yep at least most of the time.

My wife now was a Monday child and I think that's very accurate. :lust: