Woo Hoo...it's been a busy year!

Since February, I've manufactured and distributed 4.1302083 gallons and 34.468257145 lbs. of Jizz!

And I have killed 2236 kittens.

All with my bare hands!


/me pats self on back (after washing hands of course)

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.