Yeah Dom, that is so true, I always get in the shit for being truthful about a womans weight. Best to avoid it.

I was chairman at a meeting and I was trying to remember the name of a delegate and I thought aloud 'that big fat lady from Glen Dhu Club' well most laughed except another big fat lady who was at the meeting. She went off her rocker. Funny thing was that when we were doing general business I was doing the
rounds of the table and forgot the womans name, some wag yelled out , 'the lady in the pink top' and the meeting burst in to laughter knowing that the lady in the pink top was fat