I'd marry Jaun Valdez....I'd always have good coffee, and the donkey could "mow" my lawn for me.
I'd fuck the frog guy......I married a guy who's nickname (literal translation) is frog. Really.
Pee Wee Herman? I see no redeeeming qualities. I say kill.


George W. Bush
Paul Simon
John Ashcroft

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