My neighbor's a real pain in the ass so I think I'd really enjoy bending him over a chair and fucking him hard.

I'd marry the pharmacist because with kids...he gets most of my money anyway.

I'd kill the mailman because he loses our mail all the time.



Juan Valdez (from the coffee commercials...donkey included)

Pee Wee Herman

Freddy the Frog from New Zoo Revue

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.