Fuck leather face because he's got to be really appreciative of intimate attention

Marry freddy...and put him in charge of making salads

Kill jason because I'm not crazy about hockey



Pillsbury Doughboy

The Michelin Man

Chester Cheeto

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.