1. Someone stole my basement

2. I'd rather give __________ hours of oral sex

3. I heard noises down there and fear it's either Lilith's dungeon or a gateway to hell.

4. I have a paper cut and can't risk the infection

5. I am attempting to set a Guiness World Record for simultaneous perving.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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