Johnny O'Keefe covered some Yankee song called "Don't it make you want to SHOUT".

Hmmmmm, now why was that relevant?

So someone wants a cross between a chat-room and a PM.

Bloke I know called PF could probably shed some light on this.

Operator, I'd like to make a porno-phone call to PantyFanatic. Yes, I'll take it on the SOFA.

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