hmm can't do any of those I know I will have sex with myself the night of the election and sence I didn't register to vote after I moved because of a screw up I can't vote

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell