****WARNING - The Following Is A Blonde Joke It It Posted In Humor And Not To Offend Any Of the Female Readers****

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectal
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't sell rectal deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store
on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" "YES!", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to
the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a
normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

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