Every thing mentioned is so true!!

Anyone else ever hear of 'Cow plop BINGO'? First a big field is marked off in squares.... people buy a square.... then a cow is put in the field.... if it 'goes' in your square you win!! Very slow game. LOL. But usually its at a fair so while you wait you can watch the tractor pulls, take part in the watermelon seed spitting contest, see the 4-H entries and pig out on fair food!! :-)