Some years back, I was stroking while the wife was getting ready to go to work. Just as I got close, she walks in, sees my hardon, squeals, jumps on me and starts sucking! She didn't hear my warning and I shot straight down her throat. Funny thing was it took her a min to notice the taste, she looks up at me and says, "YUUUUUCK!"

Oh well...

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