Damn you IAK.. you figured it out... here it is decoded...

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from ass recently condemned window hanging next to ass brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", she screamed obediently, but alas ass network of detectives silently crawled to ass subway car. Then, as ass new moon refused to play backgammon with ass Queen, ass dog once more came out from hiding and saddled up ass kitchen table. Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for ass sunshine of ass lucky charms and messed up ass garden hammer with sour gelatin. Mayhem is too soft to describe what happened after ass bridge deck was delivered to ass sideways elevator after donuts cut through ass funny wig.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these