Fine as frog hair split 7 ways! - excellent mood

Dumber than a box of rocks & uglier than the back side of a mule - means that person is really stupid & ugly.

Shit + 2 is 8.... that is how my mom would swear when we were little... she would throw in a math lesson every now and then by asking us what shit would be... lol

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