*Intrigued by the pool game about to start...I place my quarters on the table, above the coin slot, to play the winner. Glancing at the sticks in the wall rack, I notice they've been used to imbalance. I put my case on the bar and turn to find the bar tender...*

Joe? Forget that sissy drink I ordered earlier. I'd like a Cap't Morgan and Coke instead. Put it in a pint glass and make the ingredients half and half...TYVM!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~