If by chance you aren’t pleased with your first day at your gym Sharni, I’ll give you the name of the one that has a 100% Guaranteed Insensitive Program that worked and got me trimmed down.

I went with skepticism to my first session. As soon as I got there I was direct to the door to the indoor track. Inside was a 200m, oval track and one other unmarked door. It opened and out came a naked playboy model with a sign that said “If you can catch me, you can FUCK me!” :jump: I was in such bad shape I couldn’t catch her and after a week of frustration, I complained that their 100% Guaranteed Insensitive Program wasn’t working. I was told they would start me on the 100% SUPER Guaranteed Insensitive Program that was certain to work.

I was excited as I entered the door the next day. The first thing that was different this time was that I heard the door lock behind me as the other door opened. Out came a 700 pound gorilla with a sign that read “If I can catch you I’m going to FUCK you!”

It’s a hell of a good program to lose weight with.

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