LMAO@PF

I once filled my car (inside and out), and smothered myself with the flesh of a zillon smashed watermelons. It was a goofy practical joke..... I had seeds everywhere not to mention the pain of cleaning my car.....the only reward was being licked clean afterward I have been known to go a hair too far to pull off a good joke

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