I love the Antz Pantz commercial here. It features women wearing said underwear, luring bullants up their legs and onto their crotches (which we assume are sufficiently protected by the underwear), then inviting an anteater to eat the ants off. The ladies are very enthusiastic in their enjoyment of this

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