I'm going crazy. I'm 19 and have never had anything resembling a girl. It's driving me insane. I mean, is it too much to ask? Seriously. There aren't any great looking girls ou here, and all the good looking ones are taken. Am I that messed up that I can't even get a girl??

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".... Naaaaah."

Goose's responce in the bar scene from Top Gun