My daughter has school pictures to be taken today. It's pouring rain so her hair is gonna be all

... and she came downstairs dressed like a homeless person instead of wearing the outfit we all agreed upon days ago! I made her march right back up and change, but I'm fearing that she'll "personalize it" somehow once she gets to school. Can't wait to see this one!
My youngest son insists on eating PB&J for lunch every day. Forget about eating them...I'm just sick of making the damn things! It's gonna be a long year! We better buy stock in JIF & Smuckers.
And last but not least...my oldest son! He dumped an entire bowl of cereal into one of the sinks. Not the one with the garbage disposal though. And why not, you ask? Because that one was messy from when my youngest had dumped out HIS cereal bowl!

So let me get this straight...instead of putting your cereal in the disposal with your brother's, you threw it in the other sink? What were you thinking? Were you gonna have a race to see who's cereal went down first? Or are you planning on becoming a plumber...and are starting your apprenticeship tonight, with me, in our basement?
Ahhhhh, that was nice. Thank you Lilith!