05-04-2002, 08:16 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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THREE BEARS
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is
just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating
my
porridge?!?" he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
Porridge?"
he roars.
Mama Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, "For Heaven's sake, how many times do we have to go through
this?"---
"It was Mama Bear, who got up first,"
"It was Mama Bear, who woke up everyone in the house."
"It was Mama Bear who made the coffee,"
"It was Mama Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and
put everything away."
"It was Mama Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
fetch the newspaper."'
"It was Mama Bear who set the table"
"It was Mama Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and
filled the cat's water and food dish."
"And, now that you've decided to drag your behinds downstairs and
grace Mama Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence... Listen good,
'cause
I'm only going to say this one more time ... ... ...
"I haven't made the #@$%^&*###@!!!! porridge yet!!"
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