I know we have alot of coffee lovers here at Pixies. Some of us, like PF, should just take the stuff intravenously!
But for the late night chatters..... How bout a cup of coffee?
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You know you are addicted to coffee if…..
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from 10’ away without using the timer.
You’ve worn out your 3rd pair of tennis shoes this week.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you see it’s not plugged in.
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.
You short out motion detectors.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains 2 pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
You answer the door before people knock.