Well.... slapping is ok with me, but ONLY if it's on my butt, or his .... otherwise I'll take some wrestling and some domination, but I'll give it my best to "get away". We'll see what he's made of

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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