Great idea for a thread.
Ok...
Physical:
Green eyes;
Thunder thighs;
6'1" (over half of it leg);
Well developed figure/musculature;
Quite willing and able to flip me over when she wants to 'drive'.
Xena Warrior Princess would be a good start..
Now for the best part...
Personality attributes;
Has to be able to see the bright side, especially when I can't;
Affectionate to a fault - and not scared of public displays;
As ruthlessly realistic as I am, but with an equally powerful hopefulness;
Playful - should happily smear my nose with whipped cream in a 100 a head restaurant;
Understands that my tears at seeing her cry are not a weakness on my part, simply my distress at failing to shield her from life's occasional horror;
Razor sharp, biting wit - of which I'm the occasional target - but always a loving goodwill beneath the humour;
Not only find most of my jokes excruciatingly funny, but ALSO be able to tell a joke;
My most loyal fan;
Must NOT be a chick-flick addict (Hey, the nearest to a war movie you'll see on my shelf is 'Shaving Ryans Privates'!) although a fellow film buff would be fantastic;
A square by day, a bohemian by night...works hard, yet never forgets why.
There's much more, but it's late....
Once again, brilliant thread!
Jaybee.