I've given a blowjob with Poprocks in my mouth, spilled some of them in the bed, and a few ended up between my legs. I didn't like the sensation one bit. It felt like mini electrical shocks and I thought it was very unpleasant. It's been several years, but I don't remember that he was too thrilled by the experience either.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~