I didn't know my mom filled out this questionnaire. ??

05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.


My mom (good Catholic that she is) still tells me that I was conceived via immaculate conception.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney