11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.


That's why God didn't make me a woman...I love beans.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.