I often hear how dicks are ugly. If I heard it only from men, I would understand better, but I hear it from women, as well.

Myself, I find dicks to be absolutely lovely. Long and gracefully shaped, with the curving, domed tip. The delicate curving lip of the tip, the column of hardness, covered in silken, pale, delicate skin. The color it turns when it is hard, the graceful, sleek line that runs down it...

So I'm just curious... am I really so strange?