A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.



At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."



"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.



"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"



After a moment of silence, he farted

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