Air Keyboard? Nonono... must have a solid surface to sim keys, else how is Rick Wakeman gonna play his part without my help?

Once, my drummer & I were driving home from the music store where he had purchased new sticks... sitting at the light, feeling silly, I took his sticks and became the Great Conductor at the Philharmonic... looked around to see 2 dudes in a van next to us laughing their asses off at me... busted!

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