Two young boys walked into a drug store one day and picked up a box of tampons and proceeded to the check out.
The man asked the older boy,"Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how to use these?"
"Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my four year old brother. We saw on TV that with these you are able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one!"