I don't care who you are, I don't care how good you are. I'd rather have the cat than you. There's the door.

Bring that dog in this house, and you and the dog will be sitting on the kerb. You can thumb for a hitch hike probably about the time you can extract both arms from all the way up your ass where I shoved them.

Other than that, it's all god, it's all good.