(ok, I am pretending I am single, good looking, confident and have no morals here) I may be doing this wrong too

Hello you sexy man. I have been watching you all night wondering what it would be like to take you home with me and spend the whole entire night giving you complete pleasure. Wondering what it would be like to kiss from your neck down to the bulge I see in your pants. I know I can give you as much pleasure as you can give me. And in the morning, we'll see if I am your rebound or someone you want to spend another long night with.....

Am I hired???

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~Tainted Love~