We get alot of phone call sales pitches. They are so annoying!

I try to think of responses that go along with what thier selling..... Several places have called about re-mortgaging. I say, 'oh I need another mortgage since the bank is repossesing my house claiming I didn't pay on the first one.' For people selling windows; 'I have no windows in my house because I hate sunlight.' The vacume guy gets; 'Vacume? What is that? I don't trust those new-fangled things.' And so on.......