Saturday, January 30th 2027

At the tender age of 60 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:


Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Contagious Disease (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Other fascinating statistics:



I really feel that could be a little higher. I mean I am never, ever going to clean a rifle. I will just shoot that sucker dirty.

Wait maybe that is how I die. Shooting a dirty gun. Ohhhhh the injustice of it all.

Better go have some more sex then. Only got 22 more years to go.