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Old 06-18-2004, 11:18 AM
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Safe and Healthy Perving

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Originally posted by Sassy Rose
I will get some perving done when I'm feeling a little better and am able to enjoy it

Hugs & Kisses to all


Now listen, dear Sassy Rose, as your unofficial care giver, I must caution you about perving too far away from home too soon. Countless research verifies that perving after an operation must be a slow process with small steps and plenty of time for reflection and soaking in good vibs.
Those who immediately start perving too far from home, experience slight to moderate symptoms of Pervimous Interruptus characterized by an unexplainable lack of interest in anything perverted. Co-occurring symptoms include dry viginal area, nausousness in the prenese of long, stiff objects, and locked legs that will not spread open. Finally, there are ten cases on file of people who have permanently lost all traces of pervability. Please don't let yourself be yet another victim of Pervimous Interruptus.
Simply stated, you can perve to your hearts content when you feel a little better, but--I repeat--but, do not perve beyond you own state. Since you are in Washington, restrict the perving to other perves in Washington--hint, hint, wink, wink--for a minimum of two to three weeks. After that, do not perve east of the Rocky Mountains for at least a month, etc.

Hoping Your Perving is Safe and Enjoyable,
Larry
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