04-11-2002, 01:06 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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that's what i get for ordering extra toppings
I once had sex on my pizza. If you must plan a simple romantic evening involving pizza, porn, and purple passion. Remember to remove the excess from the area you plan to roll your honey across. If not you end up with a pepperoni in her hair :redghost: (ick) and alcohol on your sheets as well as other fluids.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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