*Bardog begins dancing around like Steve Martin in "The Jerk" when he sees his name in the phone book*

WOOHOOO!!!!
I'm gonna be in a book! I'm gonna be in a book!

I will make the edit list won't I? Please oh please

You can ues the name Bardog for me
but just fib and make me taller and better looking.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd