ok 'zoid, you've opened the floodgates...

Why are priests so happy? For 6 days they eat meat, but on friday they have Nun.

It's better to coupulate than never.

Is Marvin Gay?

Why did the man getting a vasectomy buy a 3-piece suit?
so he would LOOK impotant.

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? They taste funny.

Critics ARE unbiased - since they have no literary skills they hate all authors equally.

To err is human - to really foul things up takes a computer!

Math problems? Get a rabbit - you KNOW how fast they multiply.

I once knew a cross-dresser - what a panty waste

I don't like dentists - always down in the mouth.

Why are women firefighters so dissapointed in their men?
-After hauling a hose like that around, who caould satisfy her?

For 23 years he had heard "Not tonight, I have a headache"
This night he comes into the bedroom with 2 apirin and a glass of water. Seeing this the wife says, "What's that for, I don't have a headache." "Yippee!" the man exclaims and jumps into bed.
Nonplussed, the wife says coldly, "I've got my period."

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein