You two kids are SO NAUGHTY!!!!

Can I play too?



OK my wallet, huh?

Drivers license, SS card, Insurance card, pictures of grand daughter, KY jelly coupon, one "get out of jail free" card....given to me by Murphy's Lawyer...what a dear! ROTFLMAO

ok there's more...settle down....

my Red Cross Blood type card, my Disney Vacation Club card, 3 little pink nubbins of what I have NO idea....they look like little Barbie nipples or something.

OK there's still more............

I also found an old reciept for my purchase of the movie Oh Brother and the sound track from the same movie......
a stick of rock hard...chewing gum......
gonna toss that

ALSO in my wallet are 2 Tums™ and 3 Advil®, 2 seldom used credit cards I use more often as ice scrapers.......


AND.....last but not least........

a pair of nail clippers. Don't want my nails to get TOO long now do we?


Yes. I have a fat wallet. Fat lady carries a fat wallet.......works for me!

Now let's get on with that full body search.

Did I hear someone say "spread 'em"???

I can hope, can't I???