Randy....Randy....Randy....don't you know that all members are horney at nite!! And even in the morning....just had myelf a fabulous self induced orgasm!!






And instead of making your hands and wrists sore with all that applause... maybe you should invest in one of these...The Clapper...you know...

Clap on, Clap off, Clap on.....The Clapper!!

(Just like my sex life...on and off again...but mostly off!.LMFAO!)

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."