SO Adam's hanging out in the garden one day and says to
himself "I'm bored". So, looking up at the heavens says
"Yo God, I'm bored!!!"
To which God replies "Oh yeah??? What do you want ME to
do about it?"
Adam says "You know, I appreciate all this nature stuff God,
but a little human companionship would be nice!"
"Well" says God, "I've got something pretty great if you're
willing to part with an arm and a leg."
"Jesus!!!" Adam says. "You got anything less drastic???"
"Well, for just one rib I could give you a Woman!!!"