soon to be "double Peg Leg" Pete, bleeding profusely from the mangled stump of his headless penis kicked away from Captain Dan and grabbed inflatable Annie for support.

Captain Dan was struggling to stay above water as from the harbour a white pointer shark smelled blood and was drawn to the police man thrashing about.

Patrolman Aquacop screached to a halt on the dockside riding his police motorbike in response to Captain Dan's back up call