I tak to my cat all the time. She is great at keeeping secerts but being a cat I never quite sure if she is listening to me. She sometime just give me this lazy look like are you talking to me.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell