How do you know that they are homosexual?

Have you seen them sodomizing each other?

Maybe one of them is bi?

Seriously, why can't to lovebirds who share a common passion for cooking, theater, fashion design and the amle form live together without people accusing them of being gay?

Or try this alternate rambling:

Maybe your two lovebirds are not really gay, but their relationship is not unlike that of bubba and his prison bitch.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.